Cosmic Octopus

I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs. Sometimes they write things and I show them to people. Here are the things that interest me.

kingkitsu:

helioture:

I thought so too, person whom I don’t know.
I thought so too.

I just shaved. touch my leg.

I must dance for you the dance of my peoples.

kingkitsu:

helioture:

I thought so too, person whom I don’t know.

I thought so too.

I just shaved. touch my leg.

I must dance for you the dance of my peoples.

(via keepthejokeinside)

cydarizard:

Octopodes Garden Summer Sale and Giveaway!

Hey there Tumblr! In order to promote my Etsy store, I’m having a sale and a giveaway!

The Winner Receives:

One Fancy Octopus plush of their choice! It can be one of the ones I have in stock, shown above, or the winner can choose a custom color. (I can make an octopus with any fleecey fabric in stock at Joanns!) For more info about the octopodes, check out the listings on my shop!

The Rules:

All you have to to to enter this contest is reblog this post! You don’t have to follow me, but likes don’t count and I won’t count more than one reblog. The contest ends one week from now on July 9th at 9pm EST. I will contact the winner through their ask/message box, and announce the winner on Wednesday.

Extra Tumblr Bonus Coupon:

From now until the end of this contest, anyone can use the coupon code tumblrgiveaway0709 to get free domestic shipping (normally $6.00) on any of the octopodes in my shop! If you order one and also enter the contest, message me when you order with your tumblr name and I’ll refund you if you are the winner! If you’re paying with PayPal though—wait until you’ve found out if you won or not to pay! (Etsy lets me issue refunds for direct credit card payments, but Paypal gets more complicated…)


Good Luck Everyone :)

Hell, I’d repost this for the picture alone.

Once an octopus becomes a gentleman, he is perfect.

johnskylar:

Anyone who sees some kind of vapid tumblr link or ad for the new “Jenny McCarthy Show,” like this: http://vh1.tumblr.com/post/42511181771/the-jenny-mccarthy-show-premieres-friday-feb-8-at
Should instead reblog THIS post, which is about the number of people who have died from PREVENTABLE DISEASES because of anti-vaccination fanatics like Jenny McCarthy.
Boo, VH1, for giving a platform to someone who spouts such utterly fatal drivel.

johnskylar:

Anyone who sees some kind of vapid tumblr link or ad for the new “Jenny McCarthy Show,” like this: http://vh1.tumblr.com/post/42511181771/the-jenny-mccarthy-show-premieres-friday-feb-8-at

Should instead reblog THIS post, which is about the number of people who have died from PREVENTABLE DISEASES because of anti-vaccination fanatics like Jenny McCarthy.

Boo, VH1, for giving a platform to someone who spouts such utterly fatal drivel.

(via notevensurewhy)

People assume that sexuality is a strictly restricted to homosexual and heterosexual, but actually from a more open minded, non-subjective and more accepting point of view, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly…love-whoever-the-fuck-you-wanty…stuff.

pasdetardis:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

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Unless that love is for children and relatives.

(Source: theywillliveagaininfreedom, via melt-the-owl)

Controversial Gay Marriage Billboard in New Zealand

sdorris:

zazafolky:

Original article here

best sign omg

yES THIS IS MY COUNTRY

Well I can’t NOT reblog this.

We’re good like that. Sometimes.

(Source: batlesbo, via keepthejokeinside)

If you don’t fall in love with book characters…

alltimeangela:

if you don’t fall in love with book characters when you’re reading then you’re doing it wrong

What if you’re reading American Psycho?

(via keepthejokeinside)

The Avengers by ~meglyman
Captain Ameripus, Ironpus, Octhor, Hawkopus, Black Widopus and… The Incredible Oct?

The Avengers by ~meglyman

Captain Ameripus, Ironpus, Octhor, Hawkopus, Black Widopus and… The Incredible Oct?

Hot octopus action!

Hot octopus action!

(Source: magomago, via fuckyeahoctopus)